Sunday, February 15, 2009

Karmic Kickoff

I kreated this blog for everyone who has sins to be absolved for (and who doesn't?) weighing heavily on their hearts, minds, and souls, who either 1) kan't afford indulgences from the New, Improved Katholic Church of Kee-rist! or 2) wouldn't set foot in a church for Konfession, no way in hell. Lots of people who read the Come to Jesus blog were leaving komments more in the lines of a konfession, so apparently, a venue was needed.
I'll start off with an easy one. You all kan respond with your own karma that needs klearing, on any topic, and I'll try not to be too restrictive with the posting rules.

1) Kar Karma: I sincerely apologize to the owners of the shop in Espanola, NM, who ordered a new radiator for my Volkswagen and were all prepared to install it for me the next day, and I decided to have the work done back home in Albuquerque at the last minute. I realize this left you guys about $300 in the lurch, at least until you could sell that radiator to another shop, or another customer. My excuse at the time was that my kar was exploding on a daily basis, and I panicked, and took it to a "bigger" shop that could repair the whole system.
Same thing for the brake pads I ordered from the Checker Auto Parts in Aurora, and then never picked up, because I found a coupon for total brakes replacement, and I hated getting brake fluid on my hands anyway. This left you guys about $75 in the lurch, and I sincerely apologize.
Same thing for the wiper/control stick I ordered from the dealership in Westminster and then had replaced somewhere else because it was closer to my house. This one left you guys about $95 in the lurch, but hopefully you sold it to another customer.
Damn, I'm realizing once again what a money - and-time pit this VW was, and why I finally donated it to Big Brothers Big Sisters.
I also apologize to everyone in the entire world for driving this thing when the muffler/exhaust thing was broken because I couldn't afford to get it fixed. My bad. I need to plant some trees and buy carbon credits or something.